Tom Cruise Banned From Scientology After Refusing to Divorce Suri’s Mom (Again)

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Tom Cruise just got excommunicated from Scientology, and the reason is pure Hollywood soap opera.

Church leader David Miscavige allegedly gave Tom, 63, a final ultimatum in November: “Divorce Katie Holmes again, publicly disown Suri, and remarry within the church, or you’re declared Suppressive Person.” Tom refused.

Insiders say the breaking point was Tom secretly flying to New York in October to attend Suri’s 19th birthday dinner (the first time he’s seen her in 12 years). Photos leaked of them hugging outside Carbone, and Scientology’s internal “ethics report” labeled it “treason against the church.”

On December 9, Tom was officially declared SP (Suppressive Person) and banned from all Scientology buildings worldwide. His famous Celebrity Centre office in LA has already been cleared out. Leah Remini posted a single popcorn emoji.

The church’s statement: “Thomas Cruise Mapother IV has chosen family over spiritual enlightenment. He is no longer welcome.”

Sources say Miscavige demanded Tom cut off Suri completely because she’s “connected to psychiatrists” (Katie put her in therapy at age 10). When Tom said “She’s my daughter, I won’t abandon her again,” the church cut him off.

Nicole Kidman, also ex-Scientology, sent Tom flowers with a card that simply read “Welcome to the other side.” Their adopted kids Bella and Connor (still in the church) have unfollowed him on private accounts.

Tom’s team confirmed he’s “stepping away indefinitely” and was spotted house-hunting in London near Suri’s new apartment. He’s reportedly telling friends: “I lost 30 years. I’m not losing my daughter again.”

Fans are losing it:
- #FreeTomCruise trending #1 worldwide  
- Old Top Gun clips now edited with “Suppressive Person” subtitles  
- Leah Remini live-tweeting “Thetan level: zero”

So is this the end of Tom Cruise the Scientology poster boy, or the beginning of the greatest redemption arc ever?

Drop your take: Finally free or career suicide? 👇✈️“⚠️ SATIRE ALERT: This story is 100 % fictional and for entertainment only.”

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