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Sydney Sweeney Engaged to 58-Year-Old Producer – Ring Bigger Than Her Head, Glen Powell Devastated

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<div style="background:#ff0000;color:#fff;padding:15px;margin:20px 0;text-align:center;font-weight:bold;font-size:18px;"> ⚠️ 100% SATIRE & FICTION • THIS STORY IS FAKE • JUST FOR LAUGHS ONLY ⚠️ </div> Sydney Sweeney just detonated Hollywood’s biggest age-gap bomb of 2025. The 28-year-old Euphoria star is engaged to 58-year-old mega-producer Jonathan Levine (the man behind *Anyone But You*, *Madame Web*, and half of Sony’s slate). He proposed on December 7 with a 35-carat pink diamond ring so massive it needed its own security guard. Paparazzi caught Sydney leaving Craig’s in West Hollywood wearing the rock (estimated $9.2 million) while trying to hide it under a napkin. The ring is literally bigger than her phone. But here’s the real tea: Glen Powell, her *Anyone But You* co-star and rumored flame, is reportedly “completely gutted.” Sources say he was planning to propose on Christmas Eve with a vintage ring from his grandmother. Insiders claim Sydn...
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Charli XCX & Troye Sivan Caught Hooking Up Backstage at Jingle Ball – Their Partners Are Furious

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<div style="background:#ff0000;color:#fff;padding:15px;margin:20px 0;text-align:center;font-weight:bold;font-size:18px;"> ⚠️ 100% SATIRE & FICTION • THIS STORY IS FAKE • JUST FOR LAUGHS ONLY ⚠️ </div> Charli XCX and Troye Sivan just turned Jingle Ball 2025 into the messiest night in pop history. Backstage footage leaked at 2:47 a.m. from the Los Angeles show on December 6 shows Charli, 33, and Troye, 30, full-on making out in a dressing room while “360” plays in the background. The 42-second clip (filmed through a cracked door) has already hit 240 million views and counting. The problem? Both are in relationships. Charli has been engaged to The 1975 drummer George Daniel since November 2023. Troye has been dating model Jacob Bixenman for over a year. Neither partner was at the show. George Daniel posted (then deleted) an Instagram story of a broken drumstick with the caption “guess the beat stops here.” Jacob Bixenman went live crying for 11 minute...
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Tom Cruise Banned From Scientology After Refusing to Divorce Suri’s Mom (Again)

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<div style="background:#ff0000;color:#fff;padding:15px;margin:20px 0;text-align:center;font-weight:bold;font-size:18px;"> ⚠️ 100% SATIRE & FICTION • THIS STORY IS FAKE • JUST FOR LAUGHS ONLY ⚠️ </div> Tom Cruise just got excommunicated from Scientology, and the reason is pure Hollywood soap opera. Church leader David Miscavige allegedly gave Tom, 63, a final ultimatum in November: “Divorce Katie Holmes again, publicly disown Suri, and remarry within the church, or you’re declared Suppressive Person.” Tom refused. Insiders say the breaking point was Tom secretly flying to New York in October to attend Suri’s 19th birthday dinner (the first time he’s seen her in 12 years). Photos leaked of them hugging outside Carbone, and Scientology’s internal “ethics report” labeled it “treason against the church.” On December 9, Tom was officially declared SP (Suppressive Person) and banned from all Scientology buildings worldwide. His famous Celebrity Centre off...
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Britney Spears Escapes Conservatorship Facility Again – Found Dancing on Vegas Strip at 4AM

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<div style="background:#ff0000;color:#fff;padding:15px;margin:20px 0;text-align:center;font-weight:bold;font-size:18px;"> ⚠️ 100% SATIRE & FICTION • THIS STORY IS FAKE • JUST FOR LAUGHS ONLY ⚠️ </div> Britney Spears just pulled off her most chaotic escape yet, and the videos are pure Britney magic. At 4:17 a.m. on December 10, the 44-year-old pop icon was spotted dancing barefoot on the Las Vegas Strip outside the Bellagio fountains in a red bikini top and denim shorts, surrounded by stunned tourists filming on their phones. Security footage leaked online shows Britney climbing out a second-story window of the controversial “wellness facility” in Henderson, Nevada, where she’s been living under a modified conservatorship since her 2023 breakdown. She then hot-wired a golf cart, drove it to the Strip, and started an impromptu performance to “Toxic” blasting from a nearby club. Witnesses say she was screaming “I’m free, bitches!” while twirling aroun...
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Margot Robbie & Ryan Gosling Secretly Married in Australia – Barbie Ring Finally Explained

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<div style="background:#ff0000;color:#fff;padding:15px;margin:20px 0;text-align:center;font-weight:bold;font-size:18px;"> ⚠️ 100% SATIRE & FICTION • THIS STORY IS FAKE • JUST FOR LAUGHS ONLY ⚠️ </div> The Barbie movie wasn’t just a blockbuster; it was a real-life romance cover. Margot Robbie, 35, and Ryan Gosling, 45, quietly got married on a private beach in Byron Bay, Australia, on December 1, 2025, with only 12 guests (no phones allowed). The only proof? Leaked photos from a local fisherman who sold them to Daily Mail Australia for $1.2 million. Margot wore a simple white slip dress and barefoot, while Ryan rocked linen pants and the same pink “Ken” friendship necklace from the movie press tour. The ceremony was officiated by Margot’s brother, and the only celebrity spotted was Tom Ackerley (Margot’s official husband of 9 years) listed in the marriage certificate as “witness #1”. Yes, you read that right. Sources say Margot and Tom separated ami...
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Kendall Jenner Pregnant With Bad Bunny’s Baby – But He’s Still Dating His Ex on the Side

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<div style="background:#ff0000;color:#fff;padding:15px;margin:20px 0;text-align:center;font-weight:bold;font-size:18px;"> ⚠️ 100% SATIRE & FICTION • THIS STORY IS FAKE • JUST FOR LAUGHS ONLY ⚠️ </div> Kendall Jenner just confirmed the rumor that’s been burning up the internet for weeks: she’s pregnant with Bad Bunny’s baby. The 29-year-old supermodel posted an ultrasound photo on her private Instagram close-friends story at 2:03 a.m. last night with the caption “little bunny coming 2026 🐰🤍”. The image was up for 19 seconds before she deleted it, but screenshots spread faster than wildfire. Bad Bunny, 31, immediately reposted the ultrasound on his story with a single white heart emoji, then went live for 30 seconds singing “Ojitos Lindos” while rubbing his own stomach, then ended the stream. But here’s the mess: Bad Bunny is still technically dating his on-again-off-again Puerto Rican model ex, Gabriela Berlingeri. Paparazzi caught them kissing at...
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Harry Styles Comes Out as Bisexual in Emotional Interview – Names Timothée Chalamet as His First Male Crush

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<div style="background:#ff0000;color:#fff;padding:15px;margin:20px 0;text-align:center;font-weight:bold;font-size:18px;"> ⚠️ 100% SATIRE & FICTION • THIS STORY IS FAKE • JUST FOR LAUGHS ONLY ⚠️ </div> Harry Styles just ended years of speculation in the most Harry way possible: raw, tearful, and beautiful. In a 42-minute interview with Rolling Stone published at midnight, the 31-year-old superstar officially came out as bisexual and dropped the name everyone suspected: Timothée Chalamet. “I’ve been in love with both men and women my whole life,” Harry said, voice cracking. “The first time I felt that lightning bolt for a guy was watching Timmy in Call Me By Your Name. I was 23, on tour, and I couldn’t stop thinking about him. I told my manager I was sick just so I could stay in my hotel room and rewatch the peach scene on loop.” He continued: “We met at the Venice Film Festival in 2018 and I was a mess. Couldn’t speak. He probably thought I was rude...
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